Why is it that every time October 31st rolls around, I can never muster the strength to get my lazy ass off the couch to put a costume together and go out for the holiday? My friends have long ago stopped calling to invite me to parties cause they know I won’t be there and if I did show up, I’d be dressed as usual, jeans and a t-shirt, or something boring like that. All the while giving the excuse that I was too busy to make a costume. Bullshit. I’m lazy and that’s all there is to it. The last couple of times I’ve dressed up, I had a blast, but I had a girlfriend and that made it all the more fun. This year, I’m staying home. Again.